"I live near the Botanical Gardens here in Melbourne. It's a beautiful place - a must if you ever visit on a sunny day. Massive trees, beautiful flowers, perfectly manicured gardens. Every day, around the gardens, hundreds of people jog, walk and trail their little doggies. It's nauseating. They even jog at NIGHT!"
"All these people constantly trying to be *fit*. In their sweaty perfectly toned bodies, listening to their walkmans, discmans and mp3 players. The guys really piss me off the most - they are usually *so* sweaty they *have* to take their tops off ... *sigh*"
"Thankfully the Gardens have a terribly hungry Faery who picks off only the healtiest of them all."